Snakes don't walk, they...

I just overheard the single greatest hall conversation I've come across in DC yet. Picture two children (20-somethings) walking along with their mother. They are having a very deep, philosophical discussion about their family...

Girl: I just think our family fits into that particular group of people better.

Mom: But aren't they supposed to be pretty bad?

Boy: Umm...not necessarily.

Girl: Yeah, if you looked up their true values, you know, what they actually stand for, you'd see that they're all about leadership and making your own opportunities happen.

Mom: Then why does everyone think they're bad guys?

Boy: Well, there have been some pretty bad people who came out of it, but those are just a few of the bigger group, you know?

Girl: Yeah, our family might be a little mixed, but still...if we were going to belong to any of them, we'd definitely be in Slytherin.


Day. Made.